I want her to be real.
She looks great, she has a fantastic smile. She's articulate too, and she has a lot to say. Most of it makes sense, and what doesn't would make good talking points. I'm confident that we'd get on well.
"Lisa". It's a lovely name. She looks so smiley, so cute. Appears to have a good sense of humour too - one picture of her in a silly hat, one crashed out on a sofa, one flipping the bird... yet she still looks great in all of them. No silly tongue-out pictures or screwed up faces (they're really not attractive, y'know girls?) Okay, so there's the clichéd kissing another girl picture, but even that's done quite well. Oh no, hang on... there IS a tongue-out picture. Oh dear. Oh well, never mind.
Her profile is very polite. She looks good in a bikini.
So what does she want with me? Why has she shown an interest out of the blue? She has a lot of friends already, what could she possibly want me for?
Maybe I should stop kidding myself. Let's face it, she's not real.
Some poor sucker has had their details stolen and their identity used. It's always too good to be true.
Bloody MySpace hackers.
